Who's got Botox? Who's got plump?
Does that dress conceal a bump?
Suddenly they're much too thin.
Who's in detox? Spot that rump!
Another singer's got the hump.
Is it real or just real spin?
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Don't get all soapy on me,
I've had enough celebrity,
Pass the remote, my little sofa surfer girl.
Boogie men with hearts of lead!
Glamour girl caught giving head!
B-rate actor's sex shop shock!
Perfect couple's charity!
Aging diva's vanity!
Fix it up with Photoshop.
Chorus
New sensation's fake blond curls!
Wrinkly rock star craves young girls!
Singer saves a continent!
Hip-hop gangster buys more bling!
Teen star loses everything!
Infomercials pay the rent.
Chorus