Driving down a narrow street
Listen to my hardcore beats
I'm glad don't have to use my feets

Ubergud ya!
Hyperspeed!

Country roads at hyperspeed
Fossil fuels, my only need
Head rushes I crave to feed
Max power!
Hyperspeed!

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My exhaust, it may be thin
Think what state my manhood's in
Not to say that it's disused
From my fist it gets abused

My subwoofer go "THUMP-THUMP"
It gives me quite a little lump
Why not give myself another pump?

Ubergud ya!
Hyperspeed!

Winding roads I use 5th gear
Not looking cool's my only fear
If you go to slow, I'll ram your rear
Max power!
Hyperspeed!

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A Punto with a 1.8
With personalised number plates
Yes... That makes me want to fornicate
Ubergud ya!
Hyperspeed!
Half the chance, I'll flout the law
With my powers so red and raw
Being brain dead's not a flaw

Ubergud ya!
Hyperspeed!
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Round and round my doughnuts go
Tyres screech I'm in full flow
It's the best in life I'll ever know

But I'm not sad.
Hyperspeed!

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